Conversations with Minty and Turi...

On Star Wars...

Turi: Dark Maul is Dark Vader's father

Minty: what about Light Vader?

Mr: there isn't a Light Vader

Minty: I've heard people talking about it

Mr [confused pause]: oh… you mean light saber!

Minty: I like Princess Layla

Upon finding a spider...

Me: don't stress!  It's just a money spider.  They bring you good luck

Turi: so they poop money?

Turi: Mum you should write a letter to santa and just ask for money

Me: Santa doesn't give money

Turi: why?

Me: well you're not allowed to make money, that's called 'money laundering'.  Remember we went to the mint? That's the only place you're allowed to make money.  If someone else tries to make money they can go to prison

Minty: I've money laundered

Me: I suspect since your notes don't look very official you'll be ok

Turi: No one knows where santa is though

Me: so you think because he's well hidden he'll get away with it?

Turi: yeah

Today's photos by the Mr