Can someone please come over here and activate my almonds, make me some kimchi and a kefir herbal tea? Failing that, can you stop writing about your sugar free, raw milk, anti-grain, lacto-fermented foods so I can go back to eating my palm oil laden cadbury cream eggs in peace? I don't really want to know about how you're skipping around in your pre-baby skinny jeans and now have the sex drive of a 16 year old.
I'd rather go back to the days when you posted amazing pictures of triple chocolate cupcakes and mile high cream pies so I can gaze at my food fantasies, instead of writing things that make me feel like I am ingesting some kind of toxic chemical cocktail every time I pour myself a glass of 'pus infested' milk.
Eek rant over. You know I love you all… please tell me more about your 'journey' to a whole foods kitchen.
Now I'm off to prepare some vegan, coconut, sugar-free ice-cream and soak some oats for tomorrow's fermented porridge. No seriously, I really am.