Minty: one day I'd like to milk a cow. You know if we had a cow we could get milk every day.
Turi: one day, can we go out into the paddock and get the milk out of the udder into a bucket?
Me: darling our cows aren't dairy cows they're meat cows. There is milk in the mummy cow's udders but it is for their baby cows
Turi: well can I go out with my bucket and get the meat?
Me [suppressing laughter]: The meat doesn't come out of their udders darling
Turi: Well where does it come out from?