conversations with Minty

Minty: I want prunes

Me: sorry Minty we haven't got any - we need to go to the shops

Minty [sadly]: but I want prunes… you're just holding out on me

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While in a public toilet...

Minty: this is the women's toilet where women come to do wees and poos

Me [trying not to laugh]: yes it is the women's toilet

Minty: and this is the women's toilet paper… but I couldn't use this toilet because I'm not a woman

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Whilst carrying a small doll between her legs... 

Minty: look at my baby he's born

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Excerpt from the dictionary of Minty 

snapperdile = crocodile