Minty: I want prunes
Me: sorry Minty we haven't got any - we need to go to the shops
Minty [sadly]: but I want prunes… you're just holding out on me
While in a public toilet...
Minty: this is the women's toilet where women come to do wees and poos
Me [trying not to laugh]: yes it is the women's toilet
Minty: and this is the women's toilet paper… but I couldn't use this toilet because I'm not a woman
Whilst carrying a small doll between her legs...
Minty: look at my baby he's born
Excerpt from the dictionary of Minty
snapperdile = crocodile