Conversations with Minty

After falling off her bike...

Minty: I won't be needing a kiss because I'm OK.

Discussing the prospect of moving...

Minty: we can't move because this is our lounge and we can't be in somebody else's lounge. Maybe we can move to Santa's house where there will be presents… and maybe Santa can bring you a cake and sing happy birthday and then you would feel better.

While trying to decide what music to listen to...

Daddy: how about Ben Harper?

Minty (innocently): I didn't want Ben farter

Daddy (trying not to laugh): Do you want Britney Spears?

Minty: No I didn't want Britney's beard.